I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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