And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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