You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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