I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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