This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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