how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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