brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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