Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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