thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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