Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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