Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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