ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
bring money and cleavage
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We are all done wearing pants today
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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