how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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