I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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