I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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