Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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