I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So I just went to clothing optional bar
God I need to hump something, right now.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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