Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Boobs speak an international language.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize