so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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