I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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