Where did you get a picture of my penis
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
