I wanna passion pit in your ass
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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