She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This is the high leading the old right now
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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