you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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