I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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