please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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