no, he came in my armpit
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
tell me about the fingering
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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