oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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