stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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