yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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