Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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