She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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