It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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