she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I got inside last night via doggy door
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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