2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I am mentally ready for anal.
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