Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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