BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
