Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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