Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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