Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Sober January is a disaster.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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