dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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