Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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