No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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