Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize