Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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