We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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