just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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