i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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