Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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