my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
