): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
No...this little piggys going to the bar
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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