it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
