Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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