that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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