Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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