Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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