You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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