apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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