Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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